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lullabyknell:

Right now, all I can imagine is new parent James Potter, half-asleep and completely out-of-it, grabbing the first blanket-like thing in reach to wrap baby Harry in, before putting him down and going back to bed.

In the morning, Lily shoves him awake and snaps, “I can’t find the baby or your dumb Invisibility cloak.”

And James just stares at her, then realizes, “I have made a terrible mistake.”



vaultprawn:

me: i kind of want to play inquisition

*thinks about the hinterlands*

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Fuck I’m so mad right now.


draganchitsa:

Dark as a tomb where it happens


"Hermione narrowed her eyes, her gaze stopping on a spot below his chin. ‘Harry James Potter, is that a love bite?’

‘I’m not sure it’s love.’ Harry deadpanned, then stopped. 'Then again, I’m not sure it’s not.’"

which wine mom are you

ofgeography:

ephemeraltea:

canadianslut:

Cool Wine Mom
- fun and flirty
-Loves Pinot Grigio
-doesn’t set a bedtime for her kids

Stressed Wine Mom
-taking things day by day
-divorced but game for whatever
-usually heats something up for dinner

Political Wine Mom
-Well organized
-usually wears hair up
-smiles politely when child’s friends are over

Fit Wine Mom
-stay at home mother
-yoga everyday
-very zen
-forgets to pick kids up from school

Trainwreck Wine Mom
-embarrasses her children’s friends
-very loud in bed
-head of the PTA

Quiet Wine Mom
-firm believer that a glass of red everyday is good for you
-lipstick stains on teeth
-reads a lot before bed

Angry Wine Mom
-loves her family very much
-screams when the dishwasher isn’t empty
-detects bullshit
-loves Cab Sav

@ofgeography

oh man oh man these are SO GOOD but i don’t know. i don’t know! i can see Cool Wine Mom bc i love a good pino greej but also Stressed Wine Mom and i are both divorced but game for whatever, but i’m 100% for SURE gonna forget to pick my kids up from school at least once a week?? i’m DEFINITELY going to embarrass their friends?? science HAS PROVEN wine is good for you??

am i ALL the wine moms at once? does being All Wine Moms make me None of the Wine Moms?

i’m willing to hear your arguments for what you all think


clowchan:

I made powerpuff versions of  Barisi because I’m a huge dork


senoritaespanola:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want an all-expense-paid trip to New York City and tickets to see Hamilton.


johannathemad:

Mulan in modern AU